Hapless weirdo (sorry but it’s true) Napoleon Dynamite has become something of a cult figure since the release of the low budget indie movie of the same name. In fact we can personally confirm that you’re still able to buy ‘Vote for Pedro’ t-shirts on Camden Market.

No matter how cray the characters are in this Idaho-based love story we still rate them all; let’s remember the LOLs with a few of the best and most memorable Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

 

THE QUOTES THAT PROVE NAPOLEON IS A HARD-ASS

“Yeah, there’s like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause I’m pretty good with a bow staff”

“Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”

 

THE QUOTES THAT SHOW HIS AFFINITY WITH ANIMALS

“Sorry I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.”

“The Liger? It’s pretty much my favourite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.”

 

THE SCENE WHERE HE LEARNS KARATE IS COMEDY GOLD

Napoleon Dynamite Karate

“Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!”

“You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”

 

HIS BROTHER’S MAD SKILLS WITH THE LADIES

Napoleon Dynamite

“Napoleon, don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.”

“Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”

 

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